PopCultHQ brings you all the best clips from last night on CONAN!
On Tuesday, May 23rd, Conan welcomed
Nick Kroll (Sausage Party),
Ben Falcone (Being A Dad Is Weird),
and musical guest Dawes.
CONAN Monologue 05/23/17:
Conan jokes about the Russian probe, O.J. Simpson, and astronaut ice cream.
Trump Calls Putin To Discuss Orbs & Israel:
President Trump reveals that he asked the Wailing Wall for the power of invisibility.
Face-Eating Is Illegal After 10PM In Florida:
Face-eating is a part of life in The Sunshine State. Just don’t do it after 9:59pm.
Nick Kroll Witnessed Tom Brady & Gisele Quarreling:
Celebrities, they’re just like us — they too argue about visiting the Vogue Instagram booth at the Met Gala.
Nick Kroll Did Not Expose Himself At His High School Graduation:
Nick’s high school graduation speech wasn’t as ballsy as Wikipedia said.
Conan Has Proof That Nick Kroll Pooped His Pants:
Nick claims that he has nothing in common with his “Captain Underpants” character Professor Poopypants,
but Conan has evidence that suggests otherwise.
Nick Kroll Compares Professor Poopypants To Trump:
The President and Nick’s “Captain Underpants” character
both have crazy hair and a fear of being laughed at.
Nick Kroll Comes Up With Character Voices On The Spot”:
Conan challenges Nick to come up with voices for characters created by our graphic designers.
Ben Falcone: “I Think Sean Spicer’s Pretty Hot”:
Seeing his wife Melissa as the White House Press Secretary makes Ben feel all kinds of weird things.
Ben Falcone Is Worried His Kids Will See “Bridesmaids”:
Ben feels bad that his children might someday encounter footage of their mother eating a sub off their father’s naked body.
Ben Falcone Moons Melissa McCarthy Every Day:
Ben’s strategy is to pretend like he’s reaching for something and then — Surprise! Bare buns.
Ben Falcone’s Dad Tripped A Priest On A Basketball Court:
Thank god Father Carl was a good sport about it.
Dawes “One Of Us” 05/23/17:
Dawes perform the opening track off their album We’re All Gonna Die.