PopCultHQ brings you all the best from last night on CONAN!
On Thursday, April 13th, Conan welcomed
Kunal Nayyar (The Big Bang Theory),
Harland Williams (Puppy Dog Pals),
and musical guest Lillie Mae.
CONAN Monologue 04/13/17:
Conan jokes about Easter, legal marijuana in Canada, and racist babies.
CONAN’s 1st Annual Dyeing Of Pender’s Head:
Conan invents a new Easter tradition of dipping his trumpet player’s
bald head in dye like a hard boiled egg.
What Conan’s Watching: CNN, Feud Edition:
Don’t watch this comedy sketch if you’re trying to avoid “Flip or Flop” spoilers.
CONAN’s Spotlight Guy Shares His Allergy Relief Secret:
Conan had no idea that paying his spotlight guy a compliment
would lead to an impromptu commercial for allergy medicine.
Kunal Nayyar Gets Mistaken For Kumail Nanjiani:
Kunal also gets confused for Aziz Ansari and Kal Penn,
but he doesn’t really mind because they’re all handsome men.
Paparazzi Passed Over Kunal Nayyar:
Kunal covered his face when he heard cameras clicking,
but the paps were aiming their lenses at a different celeb.
Kunal Nayyar’s Dad Just Discovered Amazon:
Kunal’s dad recently purchased $3 nail clippers that cost $50 to ship.
Kunal Nayyar Had A Panic Attack When He Met The Queen:
Kunal forgot all protocol apart from “don’t faint” when he visited Buckingham Palace.
Kunal Nayyar Is Terrible At Accents:
Regardless of what accent Kumail is trying to put on, it comes out Jamaican.
Harland Williams Is A Victoria’s Secret Angel:
Harland is thrilled for the work, but finds camping in his angel wings an annoyance.
Harland Williams Fell Out Of A Tree:
Harland’s modeling career is on hold as he recoups from a leaf blower-related injury.
Harland Williams Hates Selfies:
Harland is sick of selfie stick-wielding braggarts
posting about their visits to the Great Wall of China with Jon Bon Jovi.
Harland Williams Struggles With Love:
Harland has no trouble “attracting the beef,” but he has trouble saying “I love you.”
Harland Williams On Dog Business:
Harland’s new animated Disney show “Puppy Dog Pals” is based on a true story.
Lillie Mae “Over The Hill And Through The Woods” 04/13/17:
Lillie Mae performs a track off her new album Forever and Then Some.
WEB EXCLUSIVE: Lillie Mae “To Go Wrong”:
Lillie Mae performs a stripped down version of a track off Forever and Then Some.