PopCultHQ brings you all the best from last night on CONAN!
On Tuesday, April 11th, Conan welcomed
Chelsea Handler (Netflix’s Chelsea),
Scott Eastwood (The Fate of the Furious),
and musical guest The Regrettes.
CONAN Monologue 04/11/17:
Conan jokes about Passover, The O’Reilly Factor, and planet hickeys.
The Supreme Court Is Hazing Neil Gorsuch:
As a rookie justice of the Supreme Court, Neil Gorsuch has to take notes for his senior justices and funnel Jägermeister through The Constitution.
Conan’s Defunct Reality Show, “Two Guys, One Desk”:
Producers of a survival reality show set in a remote part of Scotland
neglected to tell contestants the show was cancelled. How could something like that happen?
Chelsea Handler On Sean Spicer & Ivanka Trump:
Chelsea thinks Sean Spicer is a “baked potato”
who is coached into making stupid comments by Trump.
Chelsea Handler: Astrology Is A Load Of Shit:
According to an astrologist Chelsea talked to over the phone,
she’s never going to have children or get married.
Chelsea Handler Did Shrooms With Her Staff:
Chelsea wants everyone to know, for legal reasons, that she did not provide the psychedelic drugs.
How Chelsea Handler Offended Wales:
It wasn’t by calling them ruddy or referring to their accent as weird, which she also does.
Scott Eastwood’s Father Won’t Cast Him In His Movies:
The one time Clint gave his son some work was a scene in “Gran Torino”
where Clint’s character chewed him out.
The Internet Is Awash With Shirtless Photos Of Scott Eastwood:
Not since Matthew McConaughey has there been more shirtless photos of an actor on the internet.
Scott Eastwood Was The Worst Bartender Ever:
Before hitting it big, Scott was a bartender who didn’t really know how to tend bar.
The Regrettes “Hey Now” 04/11/17:
The Regrettes perform a track off their album Feel Your Feelings Fool!