PopCultHQ brings you all the best clips from last night on Conan!
On Wednesday, February 8th, Conan welcomed
actor Anthony Anderson (Black-ish),
actress Michelle Monaghan (Hulu’s The Path),
and comedian Cristela Alonzo (Netflix’s Cristela Alonzo: Lower Classy).
CONAN Monologue 02/08/17:
Conan jokes about fake news, Fox News, and a french toast truck.
How Johnny Depp Spends $2 Million Dollars A Month:
That ongoing investigation into what’s eating Gilbert Grape won’t pay for itself.
What Conan’s Watching: The Walking Dead, Duck Dynasty Edition:
Conan’s trusty INFO button provides succinct and factual descriptions of TV’s hottest shows.
Anthony Anderson’s Mom Taught Him How To Perform Oral Sex:
It was important to Anthony’s mom that she send a man out into the world who could get the job done right.
Anthony Anderson’s Mom Carries Autographed Pictures Of Herself:
Anthony’s mom makes 1000 copies at a time and passes them out to strangers on the street.
Anthony Anderson Lost His Wallet:
Somehow both Vanessa Williams and Tracee Ellis Ross factor into Anthony’s epic lost wallet tale.
Michelle Monaghan: Aaron Paul And I Are Very Unprofessional:
The pair play a couple on “The Path,” and have been known to ruin a lot of takes with giggle fits.
A Spider Monkey Took A Dump On Michelle Monaghan’s Head:
Michelle and Conan both started modeling at age 17, but only Michelle’s been pooped on at a photoshoot.
Cristela Alonzo Stand-Up 01/08/17:
Cristela thinks she’s the only woman who gets catcalled useful information.