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She May Not Bite, But the Shoes Might

Even if she isn’t a maneater, these I Don’t Bite Heels from ThinkGeek probably are. You might want to keep out of her way when she walks down the street in these.

Shoes with laces often have tongues. So why shouldn’t they have teeth, too? Irregular Choice is in the business of asking, “Why not?” when it comes to shoes. These ‘I Don’t Bite Heels’ feature chromed-out pewter metallic pointy teeth (both an upper and a lower set). This shoe must not have seen the orthodontist when it was younger, because it has a serious underbite. (There’s actually shoe beneath the lower jaw so you don’t have to worry about these fitting weird…

I Don’t  Bite Heels - Pewter Size 9


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I Don’t  Bite Heels - Pewter Size 9 I Don’t  Bite Heels – Pewter Size 9

Shoes with laces often have tongues. So why shouldn’t they have teeth, too? Irregular Choice is in the business of asking, “Why not?” when it comes to shoes. These I Don’t Bite Heels feature chromed-out pewter metallic pointy teeth (both an upper and a lower set). This shoe must not have seen the orthodontist when it was younger, because it has a serious underbite. (There’s actually shoe beneath the lower jaw so you don’t have to worry about these fitting weird…







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