CONAN Monologue 09/20/16: Conan jokes about Donald Trump, Olive Garden, Brangelina, and more…
Jane Goodall Compares Trump To A Chimp: The only difference might be the color of their fur.
Donald Trump’s OTHER Candy-Related Ads: After comparing Syrian refugees to Skittles, the Trump campaign is doubling down on its sweet.
Audience Craigslist For 09/20/16: The CONAN studio audience is just filled with people hawking their wares.
Marshawn Lynch Plays Willy Wonka For The CONAN Audience: There’s a golden ticket and a trip to Marshawn’s chocolate factory waiting for one lucky audience member.
Marshawn Lynch Reveals Why He Retired: Marshawn claims that to play football professionally requires you to have a few screws loose, but after a few big hits, those screws got tighter.
Marshawn Lynch: The NFL Hated When I Grab My “Ding-Ding Sauce”: According to Marshawn, the NFL stands for the “No Fun League.”
Bear Grylls Nearly Killed Marshawn Lynch: When Bear had him dangling from the side of a cliff, Marshawn let loose with a beautiful string of curse words.
Marshawn Lynch Improves Conan’s Street Swag: If Conan can just master the phrase “U Biiitch!” he’ll be golden in Oakland.
How Marshawn Lynch Gives Back To His Hometown: Thanks to Fam 1st Family Foundation, kids get a chance to hang with Beast Mode himself.
Marshawn Lynch On The Colin Kaepernick Controversy: Marshawn supports Colin’s protest, saying it’s not a danger to either football or the country.
Brian Posehn’s Son Kicked Him In The Face: Brian may or may not have been wrestling his son while wearing a Spider-Man mask at the time.
Brian Posehn Has “Star Wars” Stockholm Syndrome: Brian realizes that he talks about Star Wars in the same cowed nervous tones as a battered spouse.
Nick Cody Stand-Up 09/20/16: Nick’s fiancée loves old houses and exercise, which happens to be two things that Nick hates.