CONAN Monologue 08/23/16: Conan jokes about Donald Trump, Ryan Lochte, KFC, and more…
Audience Member Theme Song: Samoan Steve Urkel Edition: Some folks in the CONAN audience are so awesome, they deserve their own songs.
Celebrity Survey: Roger Ailes, Dalai Lama Edition: Conan asked all his celebrity friends for the honest truth and their answers will shock you.
Chris Hemsworth’s Hot Body Kept John Krasinski’s From Being Captain America: John was trying on Cap’s uniform when Thor himself strolled by and John knew he was severely undermuscled.
John Krasinski’s Corny Joke At Emily Blunt’s Naturalization Ceremony: Emily became an American citizen and all John could think of was a Matthew McConaughey pun.
That Time That Matt Damon Totally Tongued John Krasinski’s Wife: As a native Bostonian, John idolized Matt. Even when Matt had to kiss Emily Blunt very deeply in “The Adjustment Bureau.”
John Krasinski And Emily Blunt Are Both In Amazing Shape: Thanks to “13 Hours” & “Edge of Tomorrow,” John & Emily might be the most ripped couple in Hollywood.
Judy Greer Mourned Her Dead Dog At Chipotle: Judy picked up her dog’s cremains and realized she was quite sad but also a bit hungry.
Judy Greer’s Husband Vs. Her Psychic: The best way to get Judy’s husband to agree with something is to tell him that her psychic is against it.
Blood Orange “Augustine / Thank You” 08/23/16: Blood Orange performs two tracks from Freetown Sound.